January 4, 2009

Creepy Pervy Email Example

Just got this email, wtf? It is amazing that someone thinks this would actually work.

Your Therapy Session

Ok time for you to lay on the couch and for the session to start.

Your eyes are growing heavy....it is harder and harder to keep them open.......you feel tired and ready to rest.....your eyes are closing.....you are falling asleep......you are falling deeper and deeper into sleep. Your eyes are ... Read Morenow so heavy that you cannot open them. When I count to three you will be deep asleep and do exactly as I say. One........Two.........Three......now take off all your clothes! lol

Sorry I could not resist. But that fantasy could sure fire the imagination.

No comments: